After a family brainstorming session on what-do-we-need-at-the-grocery-store, we came up with:

Apples; garlic; onion; oats.

“Um,” said Dane. “There’s nothing to eat on that list.”

“And,” said Owen, helpfully, “if you mixed it all together, it would be disgusting.”

Well. Yes.
 

Oh, olive oil and honey and tulips, you weren't even on the list.