1. One fun thing about being very pregnant: when someone asks when you’re due, and you say yesterday, their eyes do get terrifically big.

2. The baby is positioned such that it regularly pinches my sciatic nerve, causing me to lunge or kick in an attempt to alleviate the pain.

3. This, in large part, explains why I no longer drive.

4. Dane has taken to humming a funky dance beat to accompany me while I’m kicking and throwing my weight around and writhing bizarrely.

5. Which is funny.

6. However. As far as entertainment value goes? I now vote for just having the baby.

7. That is all.