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Peeing in the dark—so as not to wake yourself any more than necessary at 1:00am and 2:18 and again at 3:56—is all well and good, until you realize you just stepped on a silverfish.
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A woman with a husband, five kids, and the occasional witty anecdote.
Mostly I'm making things up as I go along.
Wha? A fish? Huh? Are you peeing in a fishbowl?
Would you really be surprised? But no.
Wait wait wait. Those are those little grey, um SILVER, bug thingies aren’t they? If so, ew.
Sorry for the brain fart. Reasons I shouldn’t eat lunch and comment at the same time. Or multi-task in general, I suppose.
Okay. Shutting up now…
Yes, slithery little bugs. With lots of little feet and antennae. And ew. They’re not all that much more attractive smashed on the bottom of a bare foot, in case you were wondering.
Blech.
Oh. My. Speechless.
Those things are so creepy.! *lifts feet up off of the floor*
Oh yes. Ick ick ick!
Oh no! My skin is crawling. Yuck!
So gross. And at that point you have to turn the lights on anyway, so all that careful fall-back-to-sleep planning is ruined. Stupid bugs.