Dear spambot:

(The one who keeps leaving me “great post, as usual!” type messages. Several of them, on every post. That spambot.)

I won’t ever click your links (because hello, you’re spam), and you get stuck in the filter every time (because hello, you’re still spam), but really, you’re great for my self-esteem. “Great post”? “As usual”? I mean, we can’t call it heartfelt, given that you’re a computer program, not something with a heart. But still. It’s always nice to hear. So thanks.

Best of luck with that whole being spam thing.

Love,
Me