Don’t you hate it when you don’t check the weather forecast, and then you let two of the kids wear shorts and three of them wear short sleeves, and bring sweaters for none of them—because it’s sunny-ish, and surely it will get warmer as the day goes on—and then you drive toward the coast to take them on a nature walk, only to discover menacing grey clouds enshrouding the very path you planned to wander for the next hour?

Yeah, note to self: When you hear yourself saying, Eh, who needs to check the weather? Uh-huh, you need to check the weather. Or else you’re going to spend the morning fake-cheerily telling small people to put your hands in your pockets! You’ll hardly notice how chilly they are! And also making excuses for the sad lizards that are asleep in their hidey-holes instead of sunning themselves out in the open like usual.

Ah, the great outdoors!