There are a few chores that don’t get done in a timely manner at our house. (Okay, lots of chores. Lots of chores that don’t get done in a timely manner. Whatever.) Putting away laundry is one of them. It gets washed, it just takes a while to get put away.

So.

Q1: What’s worse than finding a stack of clean laundry on the end of your bed, waiting to be put away? (Well, lots of things, obviously, but stick with me a minute.)

A1: Why, finding a banana stuck in the stack of laundry! Of course.

Q2: And what’s worse than finding a banana stuck in the stack of clean laundry? (Okay, okay, lots of things; again, stick with me.)

A2: Finding half a banana in the clean laundry!

Oh yes.

Aaaaand, bonus question: Who thinks the other half actually got eaten (not left in a super-secret location that I have yet to discover)?

Yeah, me neither.

Silver lining: At least it’s not garbanzo beans.