So, due to the fact that 80 bazillion people live in San Diego county*, we now have to dial the area code for all outgoing telephone calls. Even if you live down the street from me, when I telephone you I have to dial 1, then your area code—which is also my area code—and then your phone number.

The Powers That Be sent us numerous postcards alerting us to the planned change, informing us of the date we’d have to start the extra dialing procedure, etcetera, etcetera.

I was sure—sure!—I would never remember to do this.

When you dial a phone, you do it automatically, right? You don’t think about what you’re going to dial, you just do it. So I figured I was doomed to misdial every phone number for all of eternity. I would spend the rest of my days listening to a recorded voice tell me to hang up and try dialing again, this time with area code.

The new dial-an-area-code plan went into effect in October. And I did, in fact, forgot to dial the area code. Once. On the first day. I hung up before I even heard the recorded voice. I haven’t done it again; I just automatically dial the one and the area code and the rest of it.

As does everybody else.

I want to think this means I’m not as curmudgeonly as I feared. I’m adaptable! But I suspect it just means I worry too much, and about the wrong things. Which is, I suppose, another something to worry about. But at least there’s no recorded voice to correct me about that one. (“This worry is illogical. Please try your worry again.”)

*Or maybe for some other reason. I don’t think I paid enough attention when this was being explained. I was too busy worrying about all the extra mental energy I would have to expend remembering to dial area codes.