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For a long (LONG) time, of all the things people Googled, the one that was most likely to land them here was “lazy mom.” I don’t know if that was due to posts like this one and that one, or if that was just Google et al.’s overall assessment of, uh, me, but either way, it hasn’t popped up for a while. Maybe people no longer need to find other lazy moms on the internet? Don’t know. But here’s what they have been searching for:
- making things up
Yes. Yes I am. Making things up as I go along. That’s the idea. Why, does it seem like I know what I’m doing?
- things to put in oatmeal
Okay, this one I can help you with. Try peaches + ginger.
Or apple + walnuts + cinnamon + maple syrup.
Or blueberries, + either cinnamon or ginger.
Or bananas + cinnamon + nutmeg, + maybe walnuts.
Or if you’re not looking for nutritional oatmeal, go with cinnamon + maple syrup + brown sugar.
I can’t in good conscience suggest raisins + anything, because raisins are kind of gross. Yes they are. Sorry. (Other oatmeal suggestions? In the comments?)
- why is there so much dust in my house?
Dude. I have no idea. But you’re not alone.
- ack fruit bowls
That is just what I think.
- kids spoon vibrate
Can they also do the wobbly “there is no spoon” trick?
- instructions for baking a cake with bullet points
Baked in, cartoon jail-break style? Not sure that’s on the list of acceptable food items…
- cat yam
Um. I would suggest not. But can I interest you in some lovely yam haiku?
These are funny. People only find my site if they are specifically looking for it. Although once they googled idiot parents and IEP meetings. I’m not sure I want them finding my site that way.
Oatmeal: usually, butter or coconut oil and maple syrup. If it needs to be a whole meal, then peanut butter and molasses. Peanut butter in oatmeal is surprisingly good, and surprisingly filling.
Oh, and pumpkin + pumpkin pie spice! That’s a good one too.
Yum, delicious oatmeal suggestions. I’m boring (and unhealthy)…I usually opt for just plain sugar. I’m 37 and my mom still harps on me, “dee, you’re not supposed to eat oatmeal like that as an adult! I only made it that way when you were a kid to get you to eat it!” Wow, she would be over the moon if I stuck some fruit in there now.
Hmm, G00gle searches…I had 1000x the usual traffic over the weekend with squid/giant squid searches due to an image I posted a while back. Mr. Magoo used to pull in quite a bit of traffic as well. I’m betting a blog centered around a giant squid with a Mr. Magoo head would be a smashing success.