Dear Computer:

You are giving me a headache and also making me a little dizzy. Reading, reading on your screen, that is to blame.

Or it might be due to the coffee, or to the fact that I haven’t slept since 1999.

Also possibly I need to get new computer/reading glasses.

Still: my eyeballs kind of itch and I am generally uncomfortable, and you, dear computer, are unlikely to protest, so I’m blaming you. I apologize, but there it is.

love,
me