This morning. At least half an hour too early. Three-year-old child is trying to sit on me.

ME: Are you the only one awake?
HER: No. Everyone’s awake already.
ME: Really?
HER: Actually, Abigail and Owen are still snoring quietly.
ME: Ah.

Lesson of the day: If you’re going to wake me up before the sunrise, at least be cute with your use of adverbs.