best conversation of the weekend

[both parties yelling, because they’re not in the same room]

OWEN: Dad! Sadie is LICKING my CAST!
DANE: Well, she’s curious about it.
OWEN: Oh. Okay… Uh… Could you MAKE HER STOP?

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best conversation of today

ME: I love you, Sadie.
SADIE: I love Daddy.
ME: I see.