Note to self:

When you are frantically searching through laundry basket of clean towels, but can’t find any hand towels to put in the bathroom? And there aren’t THAT many in the dirty laundry? Next time that happens, you might choose not spend all day drying your hands on your jeans before looking IN THE LINEN CUPBOARD. You know, that usually-empty place where folded towels are supposed to go. Even if you can’t remember the last time you put anything in there. Because if they’re not in the dirty pile, and they’re not in the clean pile, either there is a rip in the space-time continuum in your laundry room sucking all your towels to Mars, circa 1211, or else maybe your husband put the towels away.

End of note.