What I am glad about: Sadie does not spend her every waking toddler moment trying to dive into the toilet. Or the trash can.

Why I have to remind myself to be glad: She is drawn instead—inexorably—to the pile of crumbs/sand/dirt/paper scraps/feathers*/stray noodles that I sweep up every day. Several times a day.

Leave the dust pile alone, sweet baby!

*We do not have birds, but we do have feather boas. Which shed.