If I was asking—and I’m not, because I totally can’t handle the answer—would you say that I have a baby and a toddler, or two toddlers? Or something else entirely—maybe a toddler and (gasp!) a preschooler? I continue to think of myself as having a baby and a toddler, but I am beginning to suspect that that may no longer be accurate. Strictly speaking.

Okay, I’m asking. What do you think?

For reference: Sadie just turned one and is walking, Audrey is two and a half. And also walking. But that probably goes without saying.