Says Dane: “Would you take it the wrong way if I bought you a really nice iron* for your birthday or our anniversary?”

Says me: “What’s the RIGHT way to take that?”

*It would have been for sewing, see. To make the sewing easier. Instead I got an ipod and speakers.

So I had a birthday this week. Also our wedding anniversary—we’ve been married nine years. Yes, we got married the day after my birthday. No, that wasn’t good planning in terms of spacing out the gift-giving, but it works for us.

To recap: I’m married. And also older. The end.