Things that have broken this week:

The washer. As I mentioned. The new one was going to be here, what, Wednesday? Yeah, we’re looking at Friday, maybe.

The computer. It decided it didn’t want to turn on anymore, Wednesday morning. For no reason I could tell. Luckily it was revived, and here we are. (I know I feel lucky. You?)

The table lamp on the cabinet nearby the computer desk. It was a palm-tree-themed thing, and Dane was glad to see it go. I knocked it over and shattered it while on the phone trying to schedule for the really nice computer genius man to come check out our sad little computer. I also managed to accidentally hang up on him. Twice.

The garbage disposal. Unrelated to the lamp, I broke a glass in the kitchen sink. A shard lodged itself inside the disposal, which apparently is a problem.

The hall light. Burned out. Last evening. After I discovered the disposal thing, and before any of the above problems were properly fixed. Well, except for the shattered glass lamp thing. That I pretty much was able to deal with on my own and immediately.

Remaining to fix: The washer. It’s almost Friday morning. Why do I feel like I’m right back where I was Monday night?