Dear Daylight Savings Time,

You suck.

Love,
Me


Dude. It’s been, what, five days since we changed the clocks? And tonight was the first night Audrey fell asleep before TEN P.M. That’s compared to, you know, SEVEN o’clock most nights. Apparently we didn’t just change the clocks, we RESET HER BRAIN.

And the bigger kids aren’t doing much better. We can get them into bed “on time,” but somehow the sun still being in the sky does not result in their falling directly to sleep. Go figure.

Even that shouldn’t be a big deal, since we don’t have to get up at a set time in the morning, right? Sure, right. Except that DANE still has to get up and go to work, and for some unknown reason, none of our kids can sleep if anyone else in the house is awake. So they’re getting up an hour earlier than they were last week.

This time change thing is awesome, I tell you. Just the ticket for all those parents whose kids get too much sleep! And we all know how much of a problem that can be…