All my kids are teetering on the edge of illness. We’ve got one sore throat, one low-grade fever, one runny nose, and one wheezy kid, because having the same symptoms all the way around would be boring. Excellent.

Perhaps tomorrow will be a sick day (also known as an “everybody need something at once and fuss if you don’t get what you need immediately” day). Poor little things.

Also poor me, but I’ve got caffeinated tea and Cadbury eggs to get me through. I’ll be fine right up until the sugar-fed germs take over my body.

Something to look forward to, I suppose.