Audrey is two. Have I mentioned that?

Today I thought I’d teach her the itsy bitsy spider song, because… um, no reason, actually, I just thought I’d sing it.

So I’m sitting on the floor, showing her the hand motions, and enunciating so that she can pick up the words easily. She listens intently through one, two, three renditions.

But instead of “Again!” after the third time through of the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout; down came the rain and washed the spider out; out came the sun and dried up all the rain; and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again, she shakes her head and says: “Him should go up the stairs.”

Um, yeah. I guess that might work for him.