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By the way, I’m going to be very annoyed if you all go out and get mom jobs. I do not have the $10,000 to $30,000 to spare to fit in.
Plus I’m pretty sure my body’s supposed to look like this. (Well, maybe not like THIS, with the extra gazillion pounds of baby and whatnot, but you know what I mean.)
And am I the only one who thinks “mom job” doesn’t sound like a plastic surgery procedure so much as a euphemism for… something else? (Yes, I’m probably the only one. Or at least I was until you read this post. You’re welcome.)
Just how irritated would you be? I was thinking of spending your inheritance on one!
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Wait, I was going to get an inheritance? Well, you might as well spend it then, since I didn’t even know it existed.
It never occurred to me that “mom job” was cosmetic surgery until I continued reading the next line. It took a few seconds for my brain to adjust;>
Wife of one of my husband’s co-workers just spent $15,000 on her “mom job”. It just sounds so painful, and I don’t know how well all that alteration is going to age.
Is that what my husband really means when he says mom-job??
I happen to like my “deformed” breasts, they look kinda good hanging around my knees actually.
Have the baby, will ya?
Your knees would be lonely without them, don’t you think?