This week’s awards for Best Attempt to Get Out of Bedtime go to:

Abigail, for “Too many books…”

ME: Time for bed! Put down your book, turn out your lights, and go to sleep!
ABIGAIL: There are too many books on my bed. I’ll have to leave the lights on and read them.

…and to Owen, for “No thank you”

ME: Time for bed!
OWEN: No thanks.
ME: I don’t believe I asked whether you WANTED to go to bed.
OWEN: But if you had asked, I would have told you. I don’t. No thank you.