So. Um. Dane gave me a valentine that read:

I’d love you even if you were the center of the sun
and I was a little ice cube that had already been out of
the freezer for twenty minutes.

With a cute little ice cubey graphic on the front. Um… Um…

He’ll love me, even as I drain the life from his being? As I chip away at the very essence of his existence, he will continue to swoon?

Not your typical Valentines Day sentiment, which makes me like it all the more (and may have something to do with why he chose it). I promise not to vaporize him, on Valentines Day or in general.

But what say you: sweet or creepy?