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We’re packing the kids up and heading to Disneyland today. Because what says “relax and forget about the giant tree pieces” like a six-foot-tall mouse? Nothing I can think of.
If you need something to read, though, may I suggest a trip to Mamazine.com? I have a new essay up this week—check it out if you’ve got a few minutes to spare.
Wow, you do holiday weekends with a *literal* bang. I contented myself with bangs from my head thumping on a brick wall, but YOU, now, you do it all the way.
Very sorry for the weird tree karma… here’s hoping your insurance company is, inexplicably, not staffed by sadists and procrastinators.
Enjoy the Mouse Place! We’re considering a trip there next year… but I need to stockpile Xanax and vodka first.
you’ll see far weirder sights that tree pieces, i bet. just keep reminding yourself, ‘it’s a small world after all’