In case you’ve been too busy to uncover these useful morsels yourself today, I thought I’d pull them together for you in one handy location.

The nasty “I Did It” book and television special have self-destructed. Vengeful thought of the day: I rather hope that everyone involved in this ill-conceived publishing plan loses oodles of money on it.

If you need to pee next time you’re in Times Square, you’re in luck! As long as you’re done by 6:00PM on December 31.

Peter Jackson won’t be making The Hobbit? Can it be true? Dane’s holding out hope that it’s a lawsuit-settling tactic.

Also? My reading glasses broke today. Right smack in two. No link for that, it hasn’t had much press coverage.