DANE: The kids have bare feet.
ME: Okay…
HIM: With markers and yellow paper.
ME: Are they tracing their feet?
HIM: Yes! (points an accusatory finger) They get this from YOUR side of the family!
ME: What, creativity?
HIM: No!
ME: Feet?
HIM: Yes, feet. (and walks off)

I have no idea what he was talking about. None.