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 | does anyone else have these conversations? |
Or is it just my family? Please tell me I’m not alone.
OWEN (walks up to me, and with no preamble announces): I want to watch the one with the dog.
ME: What?
OWEN: The one with the dog.
ME: What dog? Did someone walk by with a dog? (I admit this was a stupid guess. But in my defense, a
OWEN: No.
ME: O-kaaaaaay….
OWEN (patiently): I want to watch the one with the dog.
ME: Watch? What?
OWEN (less patiently): The ONE with the DOG.
ME (clearly in need of more caffeine at this point): What are we talking about?
OWEN: The movie! I want to watch the movie!
ME: Oh, movie! Got it! What movie?
OWEN: WITH THE DOG!
ME: Right, but what movie is that?
OWEN: I don’t know.
ME: Do we have a movie with a dog?
OWEN: No, that’s why I WANT ONE.
So if anyone has a movie with a dog to recommend…
