I live in southern California with my very tall husband and four kids who are still shorter than I am. Abigail is seven, Owen is four, Audrey’s a year old, and Sadie is brand new. (And yes, they were all born at home. And cloth diapered. And all that jazz. I know you were wondering.) They move fast, but I’m young and have stamina. And caffeine.

I spend my days reading books both with and without questionable language, and wondering how we can possibly have run out of clean spoons AGAIN. In my free time I enjoy—wait, no, I have no free time. Well, on my days off, I—wait again, no days off either. Hmm…

I do occasionally find time to write coherent sentences and string them together; find my clips here.